We are already there!

• 11th and Harrison

A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness.

• Hayes and Broderick

You are defeated. Instead of shooting where I was, you should have shot where I was going to be. Muahahahaha!

• 2nd and Minna

Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime.

• Duboce and Belcher

Where does it stop where do you dare me to draw the line?

• Duboce and Waller

This is actually really considerate.

• Sunset Portal, N Judah Stop

You don’t know her. She goes to a different school.

• New Orleans, LA

Submitted by Alex W.

If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.

• Duboce Park

Feed the lettuce to the bunny and eat the bunny.

• New Montgomery and Mission

I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human.

• New Montgomery and Mission

Lady, if you don’t find a rabbit wearin’ lipstick amusing, then we ain’t got nothin’ to say to each other.

• Valencia and Sparrow

A library is not a luxury but one of the necessities of life.

• Duboce Park

A hero is a man who does what he can.

• Divisadero and Hayes

Go fuck yourself.

• Divisadero and Hayes

Please, go now, baby, go. Calm down, go now, go.

• Divisadero and Hayes